Aaj Phir Baarish....!.."Pehli Baarish"

Aaj phir baarish ki bundon ne aagaaj kiya hai...
Aaj phir masti ka aalam machla hai...
Aaj phir baadlon ne batla diye apne iraade...
Aaj phir hawao ne apna rukh badla hai...

Garmi ki tapti pahari mein sukoon jaise
Pyasi jamin par kuch rahat bahri si
Garm hawao ko kuch thanda ahsaas dilati
Mitti ki saundhi khushbu ko ghar le aati

Aaj phir suraj ki kirnon ko kisi ne rok diya hai...
Aaj phir baarish ki bundon ne aagaaj kiya hai...

Aaj maa dharti ke kaleje ne rahat payi hai
aur pedo ke paaton me bhi muskaan jagai hai
garmi ke mare dubak ke baithe the jo apne gharon me
aaj unhone bhi bahar aakar apni shakal dikhayi hai

Aaj phir logo ne picnic ka maza liya hai...
Aaj phir baarish ki bundon ne aagaaaj kiya hai...

Aaj paharo ko bhi dekha tar batar jhumte
Faslon ko dekha ek dujhe se baatein karte
Ghar ka aangan bhi hai aaj bhiga bhiga sa
Sadko pe bhi chha raha thoda sannata sa

Aaj phir garam pakodi ne masti ko parwaan kiya hai...
Aaj phir barish ki bundon ne aagaaz kiya hai...

Is mausam me bachhon ne unmaad bhara hai
Is mausam me youngsters ne romance bhara hai
Bade bujurgo ne bhi yaron is mausam me
Apne purane masti bhare dino ko yaad kiya hai

Aaj phir sabne badi masti se mausam ka didaar kiya hai...
Aaj phir baarish ki bundon ne aagaaj kiya hai...


.........When Ashish Jagetia writes.............

रौशनी दे दो..!..For Freshers...A Phase Before Getting a Job...!!!..Cheers..!!!

Thak gaya hu baithe baithe…khali
Bhayanak andhera hai, thodi roshni de do

Armaan chur chur hote dikh rahe hai
Kya glass ke banaye the…??? Ask ur self..
Sapne bhi ab toh dheere dheere mit rahe hai
Pencil se likhe the saale…koi eraser chala raha hai…Help.!

Kismat hi hai bekaar saali…
Thodi roshni de do.........................

Subah uthte hi kho jata hu khayalo me
Khayal band hue toh phir neend aa jati hai
Khana peena kar leta hu time se…
Thoda idahr udhar tahal bhi aata hu
bahar se hamesha hans raha hu par…
andar hi andar baas rota hu…

Ho gaya hu.. dard ka aadiii
Thodi roshni de do.........................

Orkut…facebook mere bhai…bahin hai.
.har click me wo mere saath hai…
Naukari.com…mere ghar ki jaydad hai…
mein chahe jitna Yuuz karoo
Aasha se aisa hai utawalapan….
Ki kyon naa mein phir se apni …mail check karoo

Internet pe udahm…macha diii
Thodi roshni de do…........................

Kyon mein duniya me aaya…agar mere liye koi job nahi
Bina padhe jaha khada tha…padh kar bhi hu wahi ka wahi
Soch soch kar Chinese panda ki tarah sust rehta hu
Koi hello kare….toh aise bole…jaise mast rehta hu

Vaastav me pareshaan hu paaziiii
Thodi roshni de do.........................

Jo job kar rahe hai…un doston ka jab phone aata hai
Humare liye bhi kuch dekhna….bas ye hi jaban se jata hai
Bahut acha hai….ki tum kuch toh kar rahe ho
Humari tarah yaaron….gut gut ke toh nahi mar rahe ho

Hamari toh waat hai laagiiii
Thodi roshni de do.........................

Frustration door karne ke liye…
Berojgaar association kahi ghumne bhi jata hai
Jyon hi paisa nikala jeb se….ki muh se nikale
Ek toh vaise hi job nahi…aur dekho kitna kharcha hota hai

Month end me paisa hai kaha jiiii
Thodi roshni de do......................

........When "The Only" Writes.............

Yaadein....When we wud be ALUMNI...!!!..Cheers.!!!

Ye degree bhi lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo
Bhale chahe le lo mujhse Europe ka visa

Magar mujhko lauta do…college ki canteen
Who Chawale ki sabji samose ki chatni

Wo mama mami ka “Jai Shree Krishna” ka naara
Usi ring tone me bolo….TAaaa…RAaa.. RAa.. RAaa(Mama ji’s ring tone)

Wo aadhi aadhi raat me PPTs banana
Wo case studies ka bilkul samjh me naa aana

Wo class me dosto ki proxy lagana
Wo special comments se faculty ko chidhana

Yaad aayenge wo economist ke lecture
Mehmoud aur Mohammad ka hota tha mixture

Bhulaye nahi bhool sakta hai koi…
Wo my team with me….wo thoda saa ooiii…

Naa bhoolenge hum wo operations ke fundeee
Wo group technology…wo HP sir ke dandeee

Wo assignments ki kahani…wo report ka kissa
Copy-Paste kiya hai….Dher sara hissa

Wo ladkiyon ki style ka nirantar hi girna (Except 2-3)
Phir bhi confidence se unka…ghumna phirna

Wo chaupaal committee ka leadership style (Come forward, Students at the back)
Wo sweet sweet girls ka…..sweet sweet smile

Wo diwali me logo ko gift batne jana
har ek traffic signal pe tha Proton diwana

Wo cultural night ki thi alag hi masti
Anokhi thi cult comm ki har ek hasti

Wo bhel puri leaders ko leadership ka mauka
Aur badi hi masti me tour de Europa

Yaad aayega wo Germany ka mausam (-10’C)
Wo ek dusare pe barfbaari dhama dham

Wo massakali pe bhawron ka mandrana
Wo dean sir ka DN se baar baar darana

Kaise bhula de wo Marketing Strategy ki hasti
All the way here……..from …CIN-CIN-NA-TI

Chahe bhula de hum bachpan humara….
Ye yaadein rahegi “aashiyana” humara…

Yaad aayega har ek pal…ek jindagi ka ahsaas
koi nahi bhoolega ye sab….aisa hai Viswaas

…………………...Only Ashish…………………….

Khatti Meethi Yaadein….Tour EUROPE (Germany n Austria)..!!!

College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal (Hans Travels…Indore to Mumbai) se shuru hui
Kaiyon ne jamayi baaaji bus me….toh kaiyon ko vomit hui

Bus chale to bus me hi, bus ruke toh sadko par
Log photo shoot kar rahe the, camera aur dil dono kholkar

Kuch rahat ki saans li sabne Mumbai airport pahuch kar
SOTC (Travel Agency) walon ne swagat kiya, sabko ek chhota bag dekar
Free ka chhota bag pakar, jaise sabki kismat dhanya hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui....!!!

Ab thi baari airways (Oman) me travel karne ki
Airhostess ki service se, kuch khaane kuch peene ki

Waha bhi photo shoot shuru, airhostess gussa hui
Captain ko bolke usne, emergency landing ki dhamki di

Can u delete my photo, jab usne request ki
Mat kaho aisa chahe mar dalo, ab tammana nahi hai jeene ki

Bas aakhiri khawahish pooroi kar de….jo hai….
Tere hi hathon se ek baar mango juice (Or sth else) peene ki
Bas ye sunte hi auron ko bhi, man hi man gudgudi hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui..!!!

Pahuch gaye hum germany ki ek three star hotel me
Kood pade sab beraham un bechare gaddo (Bedding) pe

Ek room me do the, aur Do do room jude hue the…bahut kuch possible hua
Is tour ko kya naam de….bada hi asmanjas hua

Nahana tha bath tub me, bathroom me paani bhar gaya
Hotel wale hue pareshan…ek lamba notice thama diya

Agala issue tha tissue ka… bahut bada hungama hua
Cultural difference ka shikar bechara, usko guilty feel hua
Us guilty ki feeling me hi….hansi ki mehfil jama hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui...!!!

Kuch badkismat bhi the, jinse chhoti moti cheezein tooti
Goro ne bechron se, euro me badi rakam looti

Logo ki halat toh aise….saaf saaf samajh me aati thi
Masti kar rahe hai toh thik hai….Chup baithe hai matlab…Bhai Toilet me entry….Rs.32/- thi

Mausam toh gadbad tha hi, schedule bhi gadbad hua
Lunch allowance bachane me, breakfast bada heavy hua

Entrepreneur ne opportunity dhoondhi, barf ko waha free paya
Europe me barf gole ki chain kholne ka, unko business plan aaya

Kuch toh aise diwane the, kya kahu….!!!....Kehne lage…
Ye dekho barf ka “aashiyana” hai chhaya….!!!
Bas aisi hi diwangi me…ye yadein madmast hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui...!!!

Finally...It was great tour....TERIiiiiii Kasam...!!!

............Only Ashish........................