College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal (Hans Travels…Indore to Mumbai) se shuru hui
Kaiyon ne jamayi baaaji bus me….toh kaiyon ko vomit hui
Bus chale to bus me hi, bus ruke toh sadko par
Log photo shoot kar rahe the, camera aur dil dono kholkar
Kuch rahat ki saans li sabne Mumbai airport pahuch kar
SOTC (Travel Agency) walon ne swagat kiya, sabko ek chhota bag dekar
Free ka chhota bag pakar, jaise sabki kismat dhanya hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui....!!!
Ab thi baari airways (Oman) me travel karne ki
Airhostess ki service se, kuch khaane kuch peene ki
Waha bhi photo shoot shuru, airhostess gussa hui
Captain ko bolke usne, emergency landing ki dhamki di
Can u delete my photo, jab usne request ki
Mat kaho aisa chahe mar dalo, ab tammana nahi hai jeene ki
Bas aakhiri khawahish pooroi kar de….jo hai….
Tere hi hathon se ek baar mango juice (Or sth else) peene ki
Bas ye sunte hi auron ko bhi, man hi man gudgudi hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui..!!!
Pahuch gaye hum germany ki ek three star hotel me
Kood pade sab beraham un bechare gaddo (Bedding) pe
Ek room me do the, aur Do do room jude hue the…bahut kuch possible hua
Is tour ko kya naam de….bada hi asmanjas hua
Nahana tha bath tub me, bathroom me paani bhar gaya
Hotel wale hue pareshan…ek lamba notice thama diya
Agala issue tha tissue ka… bahut bada hungama hua
Cultural difference ka shikar bechara, usko guilty feel hua
Us guilty ki feeling me hi….hansi ki mehfil jama hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui...!!!
Kuch badkismat bhi the, jinse chhoti moti cheezein tooti
Goro ne bechron se, euro me badi rakam looti
Logo ki halat toh aise….saaf saaf samajh me aati thi
Masti kar rahe hai toh thik hai….Chup baithe hai matlab…Bhai Toilet me entry….Rs.32/- thi
Mausam toh gadbad tha hi, schedule bhi gadbad hua
Lunch allowance bachane me, breakfast bada heavy hua
Entrepreneur ne opportunity dhoondhi, barf ko waha free paya
Europe me barf gole ki chain kholne ka, unko business plan aaya
Kuch toh aise diwane the, kya kahu….!!!....Kehne lage…
Ye dekho barf ka “aashiyana” hai chhaya….!!!
Bas aisi hi diwangi me…ye yadein madmast hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui...!!!
Finally...It was great tour....TERIiiiiii Kasam...!!!
............Only Ashish........................
