बस..उनकी….आशाओं पे जीना चाहता हु…!!!.."Aashayein"

Is duniya me khud ko, aajmana chahta hu
Har dil me thoda pyaar jagana chahta hu
Manjil-e kitni hi mushkil kyon naa ho
Bujhte hue diye, phir se JALANA chahta hu

Raaste kathin hai lekin, himmat bhi hum me kam nahi
Beh jaye katra katra humara, phir bhi hai koi gum nahi
Chahe mein ha.a.ar jao…khud apne liye… par
Doosaron ke liye hamesha, mein.JEET jana chahta hu

Kitna hi ud le koi….anjaane ghamand se
Aasma pe ghar banana, mumkin nahi
Icchayein anant kyon naa ho kisi ki…magar
Jami pe rehke jami ko bhulana, mumkin nahi

Doosaron ki khushi me hi apni khushi dhondhte
Isi tarah hamesha,Bas jami pe hi REHNA chahta hu

Aa gaye hai jindagi mein, toh kuch aisa kare
Chale jaye kabhi hum toh bhi, humari yaadein rahe
Yaad aaye wo pal, jab hum-tum rang jamate the
Kabhi nervous scean mein bhi, kuch haste hasate the

Yo hi haste hasate kuch nikla hai, kuch niklega..! Aur me..
Jeevan kyari me inhi yadon ke, phool SAJANA chahta hu

Isi mausam me aapko PYAAR bhi hoga
Thoda thoda ishq ka khumaar bhi hoga
Dil naa mile toh dillagi ka kya fayada, par
Lajawabo ke liye kahi to koi lajawaab hoga

Yakeen nahi hai mujhe kisi ka dil dukhane mein
Mein to apno ki khushi se kisi se, DIL lagana chahta hu

Hum se jo ummedein lagaye baithe hai
Koshish yehi hai ki wo kabhi nirash naa ho
Vishwaas toh hai khud par, bina ruke chalne ka
Bas manjil pe jane wale, raste ki pehchhan ho

Log martein hai ek doosare par, par mazboor hu, mein
Apne chahne walon ki, AASHAON pe jeena chahta hu


..............Ashish Jagetia "The Only's Post"................

Yaadein....When we wud be ALUMNI...!!!..Cheers.!!!

Ye degree bhi lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo
Bhale chahe le lo mujhse Europe ka visa

Magar mujhko lauta do…college ki canteen
Who Chawale ki sabji samose ki chatni

Wo mama mami ka “Jai Shree Krishna” ka naara
Usi ring tone me bolo….TAaaa…RAaa.. RAa.. RAaa(Mama ji’s ring tone)

Wo aadhi aadhi raat me PPTs banana
Wo case studies ka bilkul samjh me naa aana

Wo class me dosto ki proxy lagana
Wo special comments se faculty ko chidhana

Yaad aayenge wo economist ke lecture
Mehmoud aur Mohammad ka hota tha mixture

Bhulaye nahi bhool sakta hai koi…
Wo my team with me….wo thoda saa ooiii…

Naa bhoolenge hum wo operations ke fundeee
Wo group technology…wo HP sir ke dandeee

Wo assignments ki kahani…wo report ka kissa
Copy-Paste kiya hai….Dher sara hissa

Wo ladkiyon ki style ka nirantar hi girna (Except 2-3)
Phir bhi confidence se unka…ghumna phirna

Wo chaupaal committee ka leadership style (Come forward, Students at the back)
Wo sweet sweet girls ka…..sweet sweet smile

Wo diwali me logo ko gift batne jana
har ek traffic signal pe tha Proton diwana

Wo cultural night ki thi alag hi masti
Anokhi thi cult comm ki har ek hasti

Wo bhel puri leaders ko leadership ka mauka
Aur badi hi masti me tour de Europa

Yaad aayega wo Germany ka mausam (-10’C)
Wo ek dusare pe barfbaari dhama dham

Wo massakali pe bhawron ka mandrana
Wo dean sir ka DN se baar baar darana

Kaise bhula de wo Marketing Strategy ki hasti
All the way here……..from …CIN-CIN-NA-TI

Chahe bhula de hum bachpan humara….
Ye yaadein rahegi “aashiyana” humara…

Yaad aayega har ek pal…ek jindagi ka ahsaas
koi nahi bhoolega ye sab….aisa hai Viswaas

…………………...Only Ashish…………………….

Khatti Meethi Yaadein….Tour EUROPE (Germany n Austria)..!!!

College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal (Hans Travels…Indore to Mumbai) se shuru hui
Kaiyon ne jamayi baaaji bus me….toh kaiyon ko vomit hui

Bus chale to bus me hi, bus ruke toh sadko par
Log photo shoot kar rahe the, camera aur dil dono kholkar

Kuch rahat ki saans li sabne Mumbai airport pahuch kar
SOTC (Travel Agency) walon ne swagat kiya, sabko ek chhota bag dekar
Free ka chhota bag pakar, jaise sabki kismat dhanya hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui....!!!

Ab thi baari airways (Oman) me travel karne ki
Airhostess ki service se, kuch khaane kuch peene ki

Waha bhi photo shoot shuru, airhostess gussa hui
Captain ko bolke usne, emergency landing ki dhamki di

Can u delete my photo, jab usne request ki
Mat kaho aisa chahe mar dalo, ab tammana nahi hai jeene ki

Bas aakhiri khawahish pooroi kar de….jo hai….
Tere hi hathon se ek baar mango juice (Or sth else) peene ki
Bas ye sunte hi auron ko bhi, man hi man gudgudi hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui..!!!

Pahuch gaye hum germany ki ek three star hotel me
Kood pade sab beraham un bechare gaddo (Bedding) pe

Ek room me do the, aur Do do room jude hue the…bahut kuch possible hua
Is tour ko kya naam de….bada hi asmanjas hua

Nahana tha bath tub me, bathroom me paani bhar gaya
Hotel wale hue pareshan…ek lamba notice thama diya

Agala issue tha tissue ka… bahut bada hungama hua
Cultural difference ka shikar bechara, usko guilty feel hua
Us guilty ki feeling me hi….hansi ki mehfil jama hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui...!!!

Kuch badkismat bhi the, jinse chhoti moti cheezein tooti
Goro ne bechron se, euro me badi rakam looti

Logo ki halat toh aise….saaf saaf samajh me aati thi
Masti kar rahe hai toh thik hai….Chup baithe hai matlab…Bhai Toilet me entry….Rs.32/- thi

Mausam toh gadbad tha hi, schedule bhi gadbad hua
Lunch allowance bachane me, breakfast bada heavy hua

Entrepreneur ne opportunity dhoondhi, barf ko waha free paya
Europe me barf gole ki chain kholne ka, unko business plan aaya

Kuch toh aise diwane the, kya kahu….!!!....Kehne lage…
Ye dekho barf ka “aashiyana” hai chhaya….!!!
Bas aisi hi diwangi me…ye yadein madmast hui
College ki Europe trip thi who, Hans chaal se shuru hui...!!!

Finally...It was great tour....TERIiiiiii Kasam...!!!

............Only Ashish........................

My Testimonial; Exclusively for Protons

Dear friends,

We all had a great time in PROTON and now time has come to leave you all for a further interesting ride towards heights.

I wish you Speed if you are running...
I wish you Heights if you are flying...

I wish target achievement if you will be in sales...
I wish no bankruptcy if you will be in finance...
I wish time for family if you will be an entrepreneur...

Jokes apart....Ultimately...

"I WILL MISS YOU ALL"

The feelings can't be expressed in words but can be seen through an emotional say.......

So please say something for me from depth of your heart...!!!

Yours....."The Only".....Ashish Jagetia...................

"MEETHI JHALAK" Any girl if beautiful, can accept this..!!!

एक चमकता खिलता चेहरा , देख के जैसे खुले नयन
एक सौंधी सी भीनी खुशबू ,लगता जैसे वन उपवन
मासूमियत तो ऐसी जैसे , सुनहरे पायल की खन खन
बुझी बुझी सी जब वो लगती , समझ जाओ की है टेंशन

रूप निहारने को आतुर है, इंतज़ार कर रही मेरी पलक
दिख जाये एक पल तो सुकून है , प्यारी सी वो मीठी झलक

हर पल उसका ही खयाल है , मेरे दिल का वो मंथन
वो ना हो तो लगता जैसे , हर राग हृदय का क्रंदन
कैसा पागलपन है देखो , ये कैसा दीवानापन
आसमान से उतरी ऐसे , साथ ले उडी मेरा मन

रूप निहारने को आतुर है, इंतज़ार कर रही मेरी पलक
दिख जाये एक पल तो सुकून है , प्यारी सी वो मीठी झलक

सांसों में बस नाम उसी का, यादों में तस्वीर को बुन
कह रही है आ करीब आ , मेरी धड़कन के संगीत की धुन
कर्ण प्रिय आवाज है उसकी , खट्टे मीठे का मिश्रण
होंठ बांसुरी बजा रहे है, सम्पूर्ण हुआ अनमोल मिलन

Taste करो तो पाओगे तुम , प्यारी सी वो मीठी झलक
दिख जाये एक पल तो सुकून है , प्यारी सी वो मीठी झलक

...............आशीष जागेटिया "मस्त"................

Ek chamkata khilta chehra, dekh ke jaise khule nayan
Ek saundhi si bheeni khushbu,lagta jaise van upvan
Masumiyat to aisi jaise, sunhare payal ki khan khan
Bujhi bujhi si jab wo lagti, samajh jao ki hai tension

Roop niharane ko aatur hai, intazaar kar rahi meri palak
Dikh jaye ek pal to sukoon hai, pyari si wo meethi jhalak

Har pal uska hi khayal hai, mere dil ka wo manthan
Wo na ho to lagta aise, har raag hridaya ka krandan
Kaisa pagalpan hai dekho, ye kaisa diwanapan
Aasman se uteri aise , saath le udi mera man

Roop niharane ko aatur hai, intazaar kar rahi meri palak
Dikh jayae ek pal to sukoon hai, pyari si wo meethi jhalak

Sanson me bas naam usi ka, yadon me tasveer ko bun
Keh rahi hai aa kareeb aa, meri dhadkan ke sangeet ki dhun
Karnpriya aawaj hai uski, khatte meethe ka mishran
Honth bansuri baja rahe hai, sampoorna hua anmol milan

Taste karo to paoge tum, pyaari si wo meethi jhalak
Dikh jayae ek pal to sukoon hai, pyari si wo meethi jhalak

...............Ashish Jagetia "Only"..................

My College...PROTON business school; What does it say….Dil Se..!!!

It doesn't only Shape You, It Transforms You...!!!

Just Sing...in a Rocking Way...What Does It Say...

You grow and grow & feel the sky,
Unlock yourself & keep away the shy..!

Bring more & more ideas to fry,
Explore all them & make out a cry..!

Work hard and hard to search your Why?
Delight the world by efforts and try..!

Make true your name & you will never die,
Take a fine lead and fly & fly..!

Do your best to catch the corporate eye,
Energize yourself and powers multiply..!

Hold your ethics and please don’t lie
You are a Proton, a sound Hi – Fi..!!!

........Proton Ashish Jagetia..........

Classroom Matrix; Judge Your Class and Faculty

This matrix describes the various situations in a class.

E.g.

If Professor/Teacher's authoritative control would be Low....
and Students are unable to understand (Low) what is he/she teaching....

That would be like "CHAOS IN CLASS"..!!!
and class would be out of control...
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If Professor/Teacher's control is on high(er) side.....
and Students are unable to understand (Low)......

That would give "STUDENT DISSATISFACTION"...!!!
and will leave many questions unanswered....
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If Professor/Teacher's control is low........
and Student understanding is on high side.....

That would be a "REASONABLY GOING CLASS"...!!!
Students will automatically behave well (Sympathy would be there)...
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If Professor/Teacher's control is high......
and at the same time..student understanding (subject) is also high...

That would be a "PERFECTLY GOING CLASS".........
and there is no problem in this situation...All izz well...
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NOW THIS IS OPEN FOR YOUR SUGGESTIONS.....KINDLY CONTRIBUTE..!!!

..............Ashish Jagetia "The Only"..................