Sunday, November 29, 2009

Eneu Pneu Vs Mneu ….A Manager Writes…..!!!
















तुम Eneu Pneu बनकर बस companies खोलना , मैं चुपके से उसमे place हो जाऊँगा,
तुम मांग मांग कर बैंको से पैसे लाना , मैं तो सीधे सीधे salary उठाऊंगा.....

मुझको देने के लिए तुम loan चुकाना , मैं तो loan लेकर AC और CAR लाऊंगा,
तुम लगे रहना 24/7 जीवन की उलझन में , मैं तो सिर्फ 8 घंटे अपनी ड्यूटी बजाऊंगा....

तुम्हे काम काम से फुरसत न होगी , मैं तो एक प्यारी girl friend बनाऊंगा,
तुम रोज रोज ताने सुनकर सो जाना ….मैं हर रोज पत्नी का प्यार पाऊँगा....

तुम intolerant होकर बच्चो को डांट लगाना , मैं हर शाम उन्हें चौपाटी घुमाऊंगा,
Weekend में भी तुम्हारा true love काम होगा , मैं happy family बनकर दिखलाऊंगा....

तुम अपने आप को शेर कहते फिरना , मैं एक wild hunter बन जाऊंगा,
तुम बड़े बड़े pakage पे हमको लेना , मैं बैठे बैठे CDO/CDS बनाऊंगा....

तुम रामा लिंगा (Leader) की तरह के काण्ड करना …मैं follower हूँ , जेल में मिलने आऊंगा,
तुम creative destruction करते रहना …मैं attractive package पे switch कर जाऊंगा....

Without being "Mneu" you can't survive पर शायद, मैं केवल "Mneu" रहकर भी जी जाऊंगा,
तुम रहोगे Eneu Pneu के Eneu Pneu ही , और मैं post बदल बदल कर बढ़ता जाऊंगा....

तुम धीरे धीरे break even पे आना , मैं जल्दी ही तुम्हे नए बंगले की, पार्टी में बुलाऊंगा,
तुम्हारी जिंदगी है बहुत ही risky….और मैं हर शाम, एक नयी branded whisky से सजाऊँगा...

तुम मृत्यु रेखा (Deadline) की बातें करना , मैं बोनस (Lifeline) लेकर मस्त हो जाऊंगा,
तुम Eneu Pneu बनकर बस companies खोलना , मैं चुपके से उसमे place हो जाऊँगा!!!

Note: This is only the one side of the coin...!!!Cheers!!!

....................आशीष जागेटिया "मस्त"................


Tum eneu pneu banker bas companies kholna, mein chupke se usme place ho jaonga
Tum maang maang kar banko se paise lana, mein toh sedhe sedhe salary uthaunga

Mujko dene ke liye tum loan chukana, mein toh loan lekar AC CAR launga
Tum lage rehna 24/7 jeevan ki uljhan me , mein to sirf 8 ghante apni duty bajaunga

Tumhe kam kam se phursat na hogi, mein to ek pyari girl friend banaunga
Tum roj roj tane sunkar so jana….mein har roj patni ka pyaar paaonga

Tum intolerant hokar bachho ko daant lagana, mein har sham unhe chaupati ghumaunga
Weekend me bhi tumhara true love kaam hoga, me, happy family bankar dikhlaunga

Tum apne aap ko sher kehte phirna, mein ek wild hunter ban jaunga
Tum bade bade pakage pe humko lena, mein baithe baithe CDO/CDS banaunga

Tum rama linga (Leader) ki tarah ke kaand karna…mein follower hu, jail me roj milne aaunga
Tum creative destruction karte rehna…mein attractive package pe switch kar jaunga

Without being Mneu you cant survive par shayad mein keval Mneu rehakar bhi ji jaunga
Tum rahoge eneu pneu ke eneu pneu hi, aur mein post badal badal kar badhta jaunga

Tum dheere dheere break even pe aana, mein jaldi hi tumhe naye bangale ki party me bulaunga
Tumahari jindagi hai bahut hi risky….aur mein har sham ek nayi branded whisky se sajaonga

Tum mrityu rekha (Deadline) ki baatein karna, mein Bonus (Lifeline) lekar mast ho jaunga
Tum eneu pneu banker bas companies kholna, mein chupke se usme place ho jaonga

Note: This is only the one side of the coin...!!!Cheers!!!

..................."The Only".......................

20 comments:

  1. Fantastic!!
    kavi ki kalpana??

    kaise sochte ho yaar....

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  2. ek ennue pr manager ka pyaar umad kr aya,
    kavita kr kaviraaj ne is eshaas ko sajaya,
    manager krenge is kavita ko salam
    kiya kuch aisa yeh kam....

    wah wah!!!!

    Apka chota sa pankha,
    Dilpreet

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  3. Bhai kitna bhi package miljayega,
    kitni bhi khushi miljayegi,
    kitna bhi bada bangla le lega,
    kitna bhi pyaar paa lega,
    kitni bhi branded whisky pelega.......

    Magar kaam toh hamare neeche karega
    hukum toh hamara manega
    naukri se toh hum nikalenge
    Azad zindagi toh nahi ji payeega
    kuch bhi karne mien ko rok tok toh nahi hogi

    IS ennu pennu ki life mien

    Nothing personal
    its the other side of the coin

    but Maza aayaa yaar
    aise aur likh de toh

    wah wah!!!!!!!! ho jayegi

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  4. Yes....I do agree.....evrey coin has two sides....but jaha tak.....sagar se moti dhoondh lane ki baat hai......usi tarah is topic par bhi humne entertainment toh kar hi diya.....Now on this point u all ENEU PNEUs must be agree!!!

    .........."The Only".........

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  5. Shaan Dar ek Aur Tadkti Bhadki Kavita ke liye aap ko mubarak aur per is kavita se kuch sheesha tut jaye ge toe sahib kuch aisa liko ke saab aap ke gund gaye

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  6. Are mast ,,,,,mast .....true value addition..!!
    hum is Enue Pneu ke Idea se PRASANN huye .., Vatsya...!!

    VIJAYI BHAV :

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  7. WAH, My humble request to all eneu pneu's to do not make any attempt of sucide. Please do not take it personal.
    My ragards to "ENTREPRENEUR RAVI JAIN", who heplped Asish in this poem.

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  8. Ravi accept my ........... 2 u
    College ki chaupaal me kl anounce krnaa padega

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  9. Bas Abhishek sir ji....isi tarah always be close to my heart....in understanding my ability to understand people's feeling in different angles and then generating some JOYFUL MOMENTS.

    Aapka aashirwaad bana rahe.....

    ............Ashish Jagetia"Only"..........

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  10. Eneu pneu ki………. bhakhiya udhedi………
    kya khub kiya postmartm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mneu bhaiya…. JEET……… ka le gay
    ghr lahrata parcham…!!!!!!!!!!
    Gr8 goin sir…………

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  11. Dosto .. Kaash zindagi bhi isi kavi kalpana ki tarah hoti... but afsos aisa nahi hai... We cannot 'Just Imagine'...
    Kher mein phir kahunga .. Saari abhivyaktiya yahi karlo.. kyuki bhadaas blog pe hi nikalna padti hai.. asal zindagi me to sabka achha hona hai.. Good Luck to all !!
    (abhi bhi kisi ki jalti ho to Rs.10,000 do aur eneu pneu me aa jao, aur bhi creative kavitaye likhenge.. cheers)

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  12. Dear sulabh....I can feel the fire under you....but a special note i have given is..."This is only one side of the coin".....what you should appreciate is the thought process of one side....and to extinguish that fire there has to be the other side of the coin......But that is on me because....Eneu Pneus are niche segment and i can't hurt majority...!!!CHEERS!!!

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  13. well, that's a wonderful way to portray a subject. only one point of caution.Internet being a new platform for you,there is an excellent chance to display yourself the way u want the world to see u, show the world what you want them to feel about you.!!!!

    good luck

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  14. arre.....boss.......zabardast....mazaa aa gaya.....kya creativity hai.....
    virat

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  15. Thanks Virat....I think u wud be rocking in USA with the same spirits that we had at MLVTI....As u know.... can only beat the bulls eye.....Cheers!!!

    .....Ashish Jagetia"Only".....

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  16. what a imagination !


    be continue..
    with Love

    Kailash

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  17. Kaviraj ki kalpana ko saalam,

    Good 2 dream but...both sides of the coin.

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  18. Amazing creation. Fight between Managers vs Eneu Mneu knit in nice words.

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  19. hello Kaviraj,
    finally i read yr blog n i enjoyed lot, n hop we will receive it furthure
    thank you

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  20. hey great
    bechare Eneu Pneu ise padh kar ro rahe honge

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